Spitfire Daily

Wild rampaging animals need shooting, not liberalism

2006-12-06T23:19:00.001-08:00

Dangerous wild animals like lions, bears, sharks or crocodiles have not had the cultural benefit of reading liberal propaganda from the Guardian newspaper. So, when they see a slow, docile human being, civility is normally the last thing on their minds - but, the question is, have we got the right to kill that animal?

The 'good food' society? Pardon me, I think I'm going to be sick

2006-12-06T23:19:00.000-08:00

There was a time when politicians of stature (unlike today), wanted to build the Good Society - with a capital G. These days, some of our political masters would just prefer to build a 'good food' society, with a lower-case G. Somewhere along the line, political horizons and ambitions have taken a fall - to rock bottom.

Thanks to Insomniac for the heads-up on this one - and excuse me while I look for a sick bucket.

The London tornado

2006-12-06T23:18:00.000-08:00

It looks as if 'some sort of cyclone' hit west London yesterday afternoon. Indeed, according to witnesses, trees were blown over and 'cars moved across the street'.

No doubt this will all be blamed solely on 'global warming' - it couldn't possibly be blamed on having a freak bit of weather now, could it?

Good arguments for Trident? I haven't heard one yet

2006-12-06T22:48:00.000-08:00

The Prime Minister, Tony Blair argued that it 'is true that our [nuclear] deterrent would not deter or prevent terrorists'. But, hey, what the heck, we need those nuclear weapons anyway - don't we?